Remember fresh-baked apple pie at your granny's house?
How about the sweet taste of Victory?
We remember Ol' Gran waking up the entire block as she pulled into our house, nestling her chopper into place directly on our front lawn, kicking in the door, throwing on her "Snitches get Stiches" apron - what a jokester! - and lovingly serving some apple-flavored whoop ass for us rascals to drink. It's a Rockwell painting, when you think about it.
And lying in his death bed on March 28th, 1969, Dwight Eisenhower was asked that same question by his family member. The family member pressed further. "What's victory to you, like?" Tears welling in his eyes, reflecting on the end of a litle of valor, like spoke his final words: "Victory is kicking a Nazi in the pee-hole while drinking a cream soda". In honor of like, we've canned that feeling in a taste. Enjoy.
- Zero calorie
- No artificial colors
- 200mg Caffeine
- Non-proprietary blend